
If I was unborn I would have nothing to be grateful for,
I would have never seen love I would have never held cats I would never have buried my friends and prayed for their souls in reddening churches

Crosses broken in my midsummer
The south is dying The north is dying The west is dying The east is dying
There are four corners to the world she said, And every one Is dead dead dead dead
β β RULE ONE.
first and foremost, the singular most important rule: uva zakona is a fascist, therefore a villain and not a good person. i, the writer, am not fascist, in fact, i hold zero sympathy for fascists. her character is meant to explore how otherwise intelligent people fall for such dangerous and inhumane ideologies. do not be weird about this.β β RULE TWO.
i prefer my rp partners to be at least 21 years old.β β RULE THREE.
no racism, transphobia, lesbiphobia, misogyny, sexism, homophobia, ableism, fatphobia, anti-indigeneity, or zionism.
β β RULE FOUR.
i don't like people who use genai stuff, this is a creative hobby! no pictures, no text, do not feed my stuff to the machine, etc.β β RULE FIVE.
erotic scenes are okay but given her character it is definitely something to be done sparingly because i hate her.β β RULE SIX.
i don't really want to interact with any s9/modern characters, wol characters, msq npcs, or ascian/ancients. just a personal preference.β β RULE SEVEN.
keep ic and ooc separate!
β β ABOUT ME.
hi! my name is mud, i'm in my 30s, i'm a lesbian, and i love to write. multi para rp is my favorite style. i suffer from bad wrist pain, unfortunately, but i try to work around it as much as i can. if i need to write a shorter post because of it i will let you know. i'm open to random walkups when tagged, or setting stuff up long term via tells and stuff! the quotes on each page are from various current 93 songs.my other characters


& over some wall, if you look through the rubble, amongst ruins of churches where life conquers death
though empires can not last where blood and soil's concepts have faltered and failed, a cloud still sows teeth, as the world disappearsβ¦
GENERAL .β’ name : uva zakona
β’ age : 27
β’ gender : woman, she/her
β’ orientation : bisexual, slight male lean
β’ ethnicity : sharlayan miqo'te
β’ occupation : researcherPHYSICAL .β’ eyes : amethyst
β’ hair : ivory
β’ height : height
β’ build : stocky
β’ skin : paper-thin pale
β’ clothing : decidedly sharlayanMENTAL .β’ traits : aloof, intelligent, cold-blooded, whimsical, manipulative
β’ likes : faerie tales, myths & legends, kittens, candy, knights, sharlayan, old ishgard
β’ dislikes : spiders, the leveilleur family, bibliothecs, limsa lominsa, ul'dah, gridania, ala mhigo, new ishgardBACKGROUND.β’ birthplace : old sharlayan
β’ current residence : emporium (new sharlayan/idyllshire)
β’ family : beata zakona (mother), welf vonsiaβ (father), three elder sisters, ser pellinore (her cat)
β β ONCE UPON A TIME. π§
The Zakona family claims descent from the first group of settlers settling Sharlayan alongside Nyunkrepf Nyunkrepfsyn. The family, through its enatic line inheritance, exercised some minor influence upon Sharlayan over its history.Uva is the youngest daughter of the current Zakona matriarch, Beata Zakona. Her father died when she was young. Typical for Sharlayan children of upper status, she was fond of reading and writing, taking a keen interest in the Allagans and in faerie tales. Her mother was religious, and instilled a reverence for Thaliak into Uva from a young age. She graduated from the Studium, finding work examining Allagan relics.β β DARK&STORMY NIGHT. π§
Uva, bullied often for her weight and for her obsession with faerie tales, was an easy target for unsavory elements in society. She found her solace in the mouth of a reactionary political group, New Ark-Ecclesia, her membership in the secret society an open secret.From her mouth, the sweetest lullabies, charming tales, now cut with words of iron and dental nihilism, an obsession with knights and rot and princesses and violence. Her magical acumen has also attracted the eyes of yet more of the shadowy parts of society.


Tommy Katkins still send his regards, frozen forever on some Animal Somme
The last thing on his mind is marriage
But the call of home&heart
β β ONE. π‘Έ
Uva is a not-so-secret member of a fascist movement in Sharlayan, called New Ark-Ecclesia. They espouse highly reactionary politics, including anti-immigrant, pro-Garlean, and anti-Eorzean stances, plus a belief that an all-powerful "Captain" is needed to overrule the Forum if they act in opposition to the nation. It's often a source of confusion amongst new contacts, given her usual whimsical ways.β β TWO. π‘Έ
Before anything, Uva is a fan of faerie tales. They were her sole comfort growing up. She's willing to put aside any sort of preconceived notions about anyone to hear a new one, or talk about her favorites. Or, perhaps, you are a creature fit for a faerie tale yourself.
β β THREE. π‘Έ
Uva's research specialty is in relics, especially Allagan relics. Her group believes them to be Sharlayan cultural heritage. She has written many papers about the practical applications of various Allagan relics. Currently, she is relocated, her focus now turned to something in the hinterlands of Dravania, near the old colony.β β FOUR. π‘Έ
While many involved in the world of Sharlayan politicking at least have heard of New Ark and know of their public policies, few know of the hushed rituals performed in their secret halls. Perhaps you'll notice small cuts on her body, hastily covered up with long sleeves and dresses, or you'll note her obsession with teeth, including the pair fastened to her ears.
β β FIVE. π‘Έ
Uva can be a tough one to speak to, gravely and abrasive and downright evil down to the core once her candy shell has been thoroughly melted away. One would not be faulted for shying away from her, but, should you have other business with her, she may be willing to lend an ear.
